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Every day, new and exciting breakthroughs are made in BellyTech laboratories. Some of those new belly button discoveries are so intense that if we told you about them, you just might explode. Therefore we have limited our list of products to those that are readily acceptable to the public. |
 Ever seen "Back to the Future"??? Well, you won't need no stinkin' Delorian to travel back in time with this baby. Introducing BellyTech's Button Gateway 2K, what appears to be an ordinary navel, yet it is so much more. BellyTech engineers took the basic concept of the "Flux Capacitor", constructed it into a compact form, and then implanted it in this woman's navel. Notice how the picture is blurry: bad photography? We don't think so. This woman is actually traveling back in time. The Gateway 2K allows anyone with the implant to travel through time. Their desired destination is completely controlled mentally; no wacko gadgets, no wires, and no electiric bolt shocking the hell out of you. The procedure for using the flux capicitator is easy... Simply load the plutonium rod into the navel cavity, activate the F.C., and you're off into time. Recommended for all ages. (Adult supervision required for children under age 8.) |
 The Belly Ghost Ever wish you could just dissappear whenever you wanted? Think of all the possibilities: You would ALWAYS win hide n' seek. You could spy on anyone. You could easily avoid anyone you didn't want to see. Anytime, Anywhere, you can become invisible with BellyTech's transparent field-generating synthesizer. A tiny module, located comfortably in your belly button, has the ability to conceal you at the push of a button. The photograph above demonstrates the dissappearing process immediately after the module has been activated. A silver lining quickly embraces your body, turning you invisible to everyone around you. Want to instantly evaporate from view? Pretend you're the Pilsbury Dough Boy and give your navel a little poke! Woo Hooo!! |
 BellyTech continues to discover many new and intriguing uses for the human belly button. No longer is the navel just the remains of the umbilical chord; it is a scientific marvel, with many medical as well as technological advantages. Look for many fine BellyTech products in the near future. |
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